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ColdmaN5 - Burt Reynold's Facial Hair Samples (2005)

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Category: Music > Comedy

Total size: 80.68 megabyte

Added: 737 days ago by ToxicHighway

Language: English English

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Description:

Finding a lack of success on their two previous albums, "Cold as Ice" and "Bingo Patties and Mango Machines", ColdmaN5 went back to the drawing board and came up with the album they consider to be the hands-down worst of their careers. Yet that somehow hasn't prevented it from becoming a fan favorite.

While the album contains its fair share of duds (two out of the album's fourteen tracks were featured in the end-of-year compilation "Total Trash Cans: The Worst of ColdmaN2005", including "Breaking Hearts, Breaking Nachos" which came in at #1), there are also a few minor gems to be had: "Web-Based Oatmeal Courses" is the band's first heavy metal track, and its gradual increase in screams stems from the singer's frustration at failing the titular college course; "Facial Hair Fireworks" is an underrated gem featuring bandmember CheeseCoat McTafferson's awful, high-pitched falsetto over a grunge-worthy music track; and "Burt Reynolds is Coming" details the actors' return to his (fake) hometown in Montana...only he's a monster. Or something.

Bandmembers CheeseCoat McTafferson and Earthworm in Cowboy Hat once again meld their awkward combination of awfully off-key vocals over oddly catchy music, creating a band that, while certainly horrible, is sometimes oddly listenable. At the very least, it's something unlike anything you've ever heard before.

Or anything you hope to hear again.

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