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Simon, John Candy, Felix, and The Drake are assholes. They are stupid, scheming, self-regarding dudes who are convinced of their own greatness. They are also convinced that they can fix their pathetic lives with self-help books. Unfortunately for the guys, self-help is not moron-proof. The foursome's idiotic attempts at bettering themselves lead to lost jobs, poorly timed acid trips, and incarceration. Along the way, a gross mistranslation of a Mexican website convinces the guys that they must travel to Mexico to find an all-knowing guru named Don Rodrigo. On the road to enlightenment the group runs into Devin the Dude, drugs, guns, gangsters, hot Mexican babes, and lots of tequila.
__THE TORRENT RELEASE__
This is a completely LEGAL download. Self Helpless is available EXCLUSIVELY on bittorrent until the DVD release on 4/20. Self Helpless is the first feature length comedy ever created for a bittorrent-only release.
A lot of people in the film industry think that we are crazy to release Self Helpless for a bittorrent-only run. Bittorrent is the future of content distribution. It is the greatest opportunity to reach an audience in the history of filmmaking, and everyone is missing the boat. Studios spend millions of dollars to sue and arrest downloaders. They should be spending that money creating movies that people will want to support.
We are not accepting donations. We are intelligent, healthy young men. Asking for donations just doesn't sit well with us, there are much better causes you could donate to. We have a bunch of original merchandise for sale at our website: www.selfhelplessmovie.com. All of the products were designed by us, and made in the USA. All proceeds go directly to the filmmakers (except for the fat chunk of change that PayPal rips off).
We know that money is tight these days. If you can't afford to throw down for a DVD or a shirt, then just tell a few friends about Self Helpless. That sounds like a good deal to us. Thank you for your support.
__ABOUT THE FILM__
We funded Self Helpless completely out of pocket. We have spent the last 2 years working full time to continue work on the movie. We filmed in multiple locations in Mexico and the US. Thanks to our friends and family we were able to recruit an army of extras and assistants. Half of the soundtrack was created in house, and the rest was donated by musicians such as Devin the Dude, SOJA, Ska Cubano, Mr. Ozwald, Ska Cubano, and The Locos. We have screened Self Helpless to sold out theaters in NYC, Boston, Hartford CT, and Burlington VT. Self Helpless was nominated for the Best Young FIlmmakers award at the Queens International Film Festival. It was also featured in the 2010 Slamdance Filmmaker Summit.
Self Helpless was written with the goal of creating a movie that downloaders would love. We made this movie for you. We hope you like it.
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